end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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