Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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