Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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