in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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