Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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