Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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