will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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