so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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