He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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