I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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