Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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