Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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