im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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