Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
even my farts smell like vagina
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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