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all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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