your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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