He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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