I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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