for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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