i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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