marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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