just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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