the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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