Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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