If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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