Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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