How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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