I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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