i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
vagina is talking i cant
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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