Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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