Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Couch. On fire.
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