That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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