I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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