I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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