if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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