I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Text me some of your sweat
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