The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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