I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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