i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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