ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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