I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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