I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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