Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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