I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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