Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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