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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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