Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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