Who did Billy Mays play for?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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