i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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