Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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